Advice

 

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Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls:  

Do not play with street dogs,
You may get rabies.

And Do not play with smart boys,
You may get babies.... ;-)

 

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Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
Enjoy until u get statisfied..

Lovingly urs-----, "

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I------ TOILET".

 

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How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?

They are the ones who erase their notebooks
When the teacher erases the blackboard !!

 

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Soni was about to give birth to a baby.

Santa: If it looks like you, it  would be great.

Soni: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

 

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