n art gallery : couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife : AB chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte raho gey?
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Ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
Admi parrot ko ghar Le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
Parrot hosh se jaga aur bola "aila jail? Car ka driver mar gaya kiya?"
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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
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Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi AA raha.
