Thursday, June 12, 2008

Human Brain Analysis


> Women - Multiple process
> Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at
> a time.
> Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new
> recipe.
>
>
> Men - Single Process
> Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a
> time. Men can not
> watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV
> while Talking. He
> can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.
>
>
> LANGUAGE.
> Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up.
> But can not find
> the solutions to problems Men can not easily learn
> languages; he can easily
> solve the problems.
> 3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3
> year old boy.
>
>
>
> ANALYTICAL SKILL
> Men's brain has lot of space for handling the
> analytical process. So easily
> he can analyze and find the solution for a process.
> He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.
> If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand
> it. She can not
> understand the details of the map easily.
> For her it is dump of lines in a paper.
>
>
>
> CAR DRIVING.
> While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used
> in his brain. He can
> drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance,
> immediately his
> brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction
> and speed of the
> object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long
> time to recognize
> the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops
> the audio in the
> car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.
> You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the
> women sit next to
> him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE
> FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."
> ..etc..
> WOMEN ARE THE BEST DRIVERS
>
>
>
> LIE
> Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got
> caught easily.
> Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%,
> and the body
> language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is
> easily caught
> while lieing.
> Men's brain does not have this.
> Women easily lie to men face to face.
> So guys, While lieing to your girls, use phone, or letter
> or close all the
> lights or cover your/her face with blanket.
> Don't lie face to face.
>
>
>
> PROBLEM.
> End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly
> classifies the
> problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the
> problems in individual
> room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can
> see many guys
> looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb
> him, he gets
> irritated.
> End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can
> not classify the
> problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling
> everything to a
> person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the
> problem solved or
> not.
>
>
>
> WANTS
> Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc
> Women want
> relationship, friends, family...etc...
>
>
>
> UNHAPPY
> If women unhappy with their relations, she can not
> concentrate on work.
> If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on
> the relations.
>
>
>
>
> MAP
> Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His
> analytical brain does
> this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full
> of crowd, men
> can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his
> mind and comes back
> to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical
> skills space of brain..
> Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their
> seat.
>
>
> LIFE
> Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle
> is enough for
> him.
> Women want everything in life.
>
>
> SPEECH
> Women use indirect languages in speech.
> Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup
> of coffee?"
> This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.
> In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it
> be good to have an
> Omlette for breakfast"
> Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup
> of coffee, Pls stop
> the car when you see a coffee shop".
> In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an
> omelet for breakfast".
>
>
>
> HANDLING EMOTION
> Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.
> Men act a lot with out thinking. That's why many of
> prisoners are men all
> over the world.


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